- Your mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw bread at her. [ LOL ]
- Your Mama is so stupid, that one day I saw her on the street yelling into an envelope. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm sending voice mail." [ LOL ]
- Your mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. [ I CATCH NO BALL ]
- Your mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street so i asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving. [ I CATCH NO BALL ]
- Your mamma so fat i could step on her belly and high five god. [ LOL ]
- Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, "we are family". [ LOL ]
- Your mama is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese telephone book. [ I CATCH NO BALL ]
- Your momma is so fat that when she walked past the tv i missed 3 progams and a film. [ YEAH , MISS THE WHOLE SEASON OF 爱 WOULD BE BETTER ]
- Your mamma is so fat she plays pool with the nine planets. [ LOL ]
- Your momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!" [ SAY SHE SEES HER HANDPHONE NUMBER LAH ]
ohkay , i was damn bored .
got these random stuffs from facebook (:
thr are more ' your mamma ' jokes , just go around facebook t seesee .
yeah , kinda funny eh ?
i even had some other funny ones ! ^^
yeah , byee .